my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz
I wonder how can I become one of Rihanna’s full-time friends? I’m hella loyal and I will stash your weed for you girl, as long as you help a bitch out with college tuition.